I got a new book in the mail today. The Warning Label Book by Joey Green, Tony Dierckins, and Tim Nyberg.
This book is stuffed full of REAL warning labels as well as some of the stories that spurred companies to add them to their products. The best part? The commentary that comes along with each warning label.
Found on the instruction sheet of a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
|WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.|
And never blow-dry your hair while you're sleeping in the shower.
Here's your sign.