Wednesday, November 12, 2008



  • The average man can keep an erection for around 40 minutes, even though he might not last that long. The average woman takes about 20 minutes to climax from oral sex.

There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’m too tired to look for it… LOL

  • The average man gets around seven erections a day. Sadly, five of those are in his sleep.

Sadly?  Just means we women get the occasional chance to catch our breath.

  • The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph.

Is that why it hurts so much when it hits you in the eye?  And really, how and WHY did they measure this?  Yet again, our precious tax dollars at work…

  • Sex is healthy. There's more protein in the average ejaculation than there is in a medium-sized pork chop.

But spunk doesn’t come with a side of mashed potatoes!


Redheaded Mama said...

LOL on the speed thing, I have this vision of a high speed camera and one of those black and white striped backgrounds like they use on Mythbusters........ in fact, if my kids didn't watch Mythbusters religiously, I'd send it in for them to prove/disprove, lol.
*laughs so hard child is frightened*