Yeah, you heard me, The Self-Proclaimed Queen of the Office Supply Stores, I have stupid office equipment.
I mean, really. I have a defective stapler. Dumb thing keeps stapling the wrong pages together.
I know! Right?
However, they keep hinting that it might be my fault. I say PHOOEY ON YOUEY!
~The Crazy Stapler Lady (wishing J was here to read this suddenly)